Category Archives: Comedy

420 Parachute Hotbox Dash

Back in 2007, a group of super bold (and super high) college students from Fort Lewis College in Durango, Colorado decided to push the limits and hot box a parachute… in the middle of campus… at 4:20. Now that’s legendary!

With a tour taking place just 100 yards away from the scene, campus PD could only wait until they were done with their epic cyphe, and that’s when the amazing happened.

All the students made the dash leaving a cloud of smoke and deflated parachute behind. The people recording the video (who were equally as baked) could only laugh their asses off as one of the most historic moments in 4:20 history happened right before their eyes.

It probably sucked most for the last dude who the police officer actually went after. Now that’s what you call sacrifice for the Buddha!

TBT: That Time Students Made An Awesome Escape From School Security After Hotboxing A Parachute (Video)

TV Crew Stashed Weed In Puppet’s Head

The crew behind the famous French news puppet show “Les Guignols” have admitted how they once managed to take their huge stash of weed to the Cannes Film Festival without being caught by police – they hid it inside the head of the Jacques Chirac puppet.

The TV crew managed to secretly transport 1.5 kilos of hash inside the head of the Jacques Chirac puppet for the show “Les Guignols de l’Info”, journalist Philippe Vandel revealed this week in an interview with La Médiasphère.

Host Julien Arnaud prompted his guest to confirm whether the rumours were true that the team used to hide weed in their puppets when they went along to the annual Cannes film festival each May.

“It’s both true and false,” Vandel said initially.

Then he opened up a little.

“One day, they wanted to bring this massive lump of hash (what the French call “shit”). There were these trailers with equipment to take to Cannes and they hid the lump inside the head of the puppet of Jacques Chirac who was president at the time.”

So why the Chirac puppet and not a different one?

“The only reason was that if they had been caught,” Vandel said, “the headline would have read: one and a half kilos of ‘shit’ in Jacques Chirac’s head.”

Broadcast on TV channel Canal+, “Les Guignols de l’Info” is a popular satirical news show involving puppets of famous French politicians and celebrities. It is the French version of the UK’s Spitting Image which has long since bit the dust.

Feature Image: Parody featuring Chester Missing interviewing the Jacques Chirac, we can only imagine what Conrad Koch stash inside Chester Missing’s head. Fizzers?
Article Source: TV crew stashed weed in Jacques Chirac’s ‘head’

Grandma Ate A Pot Cookie

Take a medical marijuana facility, pot cookies, and Grandma… What do you get? A hilariously high grandma who thought she was having a stroke or heart attack at first…then discovered her hidden potential. Like the man in the movie Limitless she thought she became smarter, like a wanna be on americas got talent, she thought she could sing! No grandparents were harmed in the filming of this video.

Yo Mama Is So Stoned She Forgot To Title This Post!

The home of the best “Yo Mama Is So Stoned” jokes.

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  • Yo mama is so stoned she didn’t even feel the 2015 dagga drought.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she is hitting a gravity bong like it was the ice bucket challenge.
  • Yo mama is so stoned k9 units can track her from anywhere in the world.
  • Yo mama is so stoned by the time she celebrates 4:20 it’s already 4:45
  • Yo mama is so stoned she lights the herb in her vaporizer with a lighter.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she lights the herb in her vaporizer with a lighter.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she stopped at a red light in Grand Theft Auto. Twice!
  • Yo mama is so stoned she rubs her bong with the hope that a ganjenie pops out to grant all her weed wishes.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she passes everything to the left.
  • Yo mama is so stoned drug tests return to be continued.
  • Yo mama is so stoned they named a strain after her.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she cries Phoenix Tears.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she will test positive for the foreseeable future.
  • Yo mama is so stoned people have to ask her twice.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she thought the mile high club was the cannabis cup.
  • Yo mama is so stoned everybody she meets instantly gets a contact high.
  • Yo mama is so stoned her blood is pure Rick Simpson oil (BHO).
  • Yo mama is so stoned in a case of emergency doctors have to give her THC transfusion.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she advocates to marilize legajuana.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she gives answers before questions.
  • Yo mama is so stoned her spliffs roll themselves.
  • Yo mama is so stoned you can smell her dagga breath over the telephone.
  • Yo mama is so stoned everyone she meet thinks she’s Asian.
  • Yo mama is so stoned her munchies got thirsties and died of greenies.
  • Yo mama is so stoned from her perspective time stands still.
  • Yo mama is so stoned her eyes are as red as the devil’s dick.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she’s been taking a giant leap for mankind since before Neil Armstrong landed on the moon.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she orders her pizza topped with French fries.