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Yo Mama Is So Stoned She Forgot To Title This Post!

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  • Yo mama is so stoned she didn’t even feel the 2015 dagga drought.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she is hitting a gravity bong like it was the ice bucket challenge.
  • Yo mama is so stoned k9 units can track her from anywhere in the world.
  • Yo mama is so stoned by the time she celebrates 4:20 it’s already 4:45
  • Yo mama is so stoned she lights the herb in her vaporizer with a lighter.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she lights the herb in her vaporizer with a lighter.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she stopped at a red light in Grand Theft Auto. Twice!
  • Yo mama is so stoned she rubs her bong with the hope that a ganjenie pops out to grant all her weed wishes.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she passes everything to the left.
  • Yo mama is so stoned drug tests return to be continued.
  • Yo mama is so stoned they named a strain after her.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she cries Phoenix Tears.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she will test positive for the foreseeable future.
  • Yo mama is so stoned people have to ask her twice.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she thought the mile high club was the cannabis cup.
  • Yo mama is so stoned everybody she meets instantly gets a contact high.
  • Yo mama is so stoned her blood is pure Rick Simpson oil (BHO).
  • Yo mama is so stoned in a case of emergency doctors have to give her THC transfusion.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she advocates to marilize legajuana.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she gives answers before questions.
  • Yo mama is so stoned her spliffs roll themselves.
  • Yo mama is so stoned you can smell her dagga breath over the telephone.
  • Yo mama is so stoned everyone she meet thinks she’s Asian.
  • Yo mama is so stoned her munchies got thirsties and died of greenies.
  • Yo mama is so stoned from her perspective time stands still.
  • Yo mama is so stoned her eyes are as red as the devil’s dick.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she’s been taking a giant leap for mankind since before Neil Armstrong landed on the moon.
  • Yo mama is so stoned she orders her pizza topped with French fries.